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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)
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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[-] hansl@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe you shouldn’t slap that part of the missile… just sayin’

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

All ordinance guys, you can get way way rougher with explosives then you'd ever think as most are stable for everything except rapid extreme high pressures/temperatures.

Hell you can eat torpex and c4 no issues and it'll still do the blowing up thing once it.... Passes.

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