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Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough
(www.theregister.com)
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this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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I had to read the title several times before I understood that the article isn't about Apple Jacks, the cereal.
Also I didn't know Apple Jacks made juice profits, since when do they make juice?
No one ever pays me in juice 🥺
And what are prices-to-juice profits? Like how much they make per balanced breakfast?
It took me 24 hours, saw the headline yesterday morning and skipped over it. Didn't realize it wasn't about cereal until this morning.