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Me to my players tonight, they deserve it
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For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it's minions) to save their tribe's armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection
No dick whip? How else do you make every part of your body lethal?
A cockring that shoots magic missiles. They are white of course. That or a hell of a stap on
I was thinking parley keeping a weapon into having the dragon use a combination of them to transmog it into a sentient serpent for the lols.