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"Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions
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Conserving energy is for nerds.
Humans can run all day long.
Remaining still to conserve energy < Running just to deplete excess energy
What is this excess energy you speak of?
Fat
Burn!
No he's not burning his fat
Run, Forrest, run!
Conservation in general isn't a human strong suit.
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks/study-space-junk-pollution-1.7010373
We are quite talented at the opposite, in fact.
Yellow piss too, it's great.