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They should serve alcohol at libraries. That would be ideal.
This seems like a great compromise.
But like brandy so it's classy.
Hear me out: speakeasy in the libraries, in a separate section (don't want to ruin those books)
But you have to know the special book to pull on a certain shelf to open the cool secret door
Yes! But not a door. When you pull the book, the entire shelf/floor spins around to take you to the hidden speakeasy. Ideally with a jazz piano player named Sam who greets you by name.
Need to have cigars to amp the classiness even more.
Preferably a candle- or torch-lit affair... Can't have too many open flames.
More the merrier! Open flames for all!
And you can get fucked up way faster on brandy