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I tell you what, catch your tallywacker in a zipper just once and it will break you of this. Happened to me about 4 years old, and I vividly remember my dad having to yank the zipper back down. NEVER AGAIN.
How'd you get the beans above the frank?
FRANK AND BEEAAAAAAANS!
Well it wasn't my nutsack that got caught. But honestly at that point in time, I seriously doubt it matters. It was just pain, followed by more pain.
He's a kangaroo. Duh!
/Jk
This checks out
My toes curled reading this. Not in a good way.
Really sorry. Not gonna lie, it gave me a little ptsd, and this happened sooo long ago.
Oh no worries, you have my sympathy, your suffering was worse than mine!
Now you need a good toe-curling [perverted]
Edit: I'm glad we could see it my way lol
Agreed
You know... there is a Ben Stiller flick that addresses this universal nutsack vs zipper fear a decent amount of dudes have.
Hit up the Blockbuster and ask for Mary.
Years of therapy in a neat little rom-com cuboid.
edit: also, button fly.
Happened to one of my classmates in primary school. Was funny for us then, but it must've been hell for that dude.
I had that happen too as a child. Iβm grateful I donβt remember how my parents got it unstuck.
But lord! Did you have to be so graphic?
Unrelated but nice Uname. Praise Tom Servo.
Happened to me a few times when I was a kid. I just learned to be careful and it hasn't been a problem since.
There's trousers without zippers, you know.