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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't measure up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (7 children)

So what does that leave for anon? Pac-Man? Mario games (as long as he's not playing Luigi). Hollow Knight seems safe

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

If he eats a grow shroom he rage quits Mario Bros.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Dwarf fortress.

[–] Mesophar@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pikmin

[–] derekabutton@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That new Golem game, unfortunately.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kirby, BotW/TotK (not Twilight Princess), Sonic

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Lost Vikings

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kerbal Space Program maybe?

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

jeb after the 2 asteroid clamps pull him apart into spaghetti

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Grounded for sure.