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[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

They must be the only person who platinumed the Gollum game.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

So what does that leave for anon? Pac-Man? Mario games (as long as he's not playing Luigi). Hollow Knight seems safe

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

If he eats a grow shroom he rage quits Mario Bros.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Dwarf fortress.

[-] Mesophar@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago
[-] derekabutton@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That new Golem game, unfortunately.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kirby, BotW/TotK (not Twilight Princess), Sonic

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Lost Vikings

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Kerbal Space Program maybe?

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

jeb after the 2 asteroid clamps pull him apart into spaghetti

[-] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Grounded for sure.

[-] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

"Wow, this Halo game looks cool, Master Chief is bada-

7 feet tall...

Godammit"

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

I'm guessing OP isn't a fan of NBA 2k franchise.

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

I guess it's JRR Tolkiens The Hobbit for PS2 for me then.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago
[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

What is the game with the tallest possible protagonist?

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

If we are being loose by definition of “protagonist” here,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_(video_game)

Lets you become a galaxy. In terms of physical scale that’s pretty tall

[-] RealM@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

My best guess is Katamari Damacy.
You start out as a small ball that rolls around and smaller than you things you touch stick to you, making you grow.
Eventually you start ripping out entire islands from the sea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkUxYlTA3Uc

[-] Dragonseel 4 points 1 year ago

Depends on your definition of protagonist probably? If I recall correctly in Katamari you are not actually the ball, but the very small prince who rolls the ball around. In the early stages when the ball is small enough you can still see him, but later when you roll up buildings etc. your actual protagonist is too small to be visible.

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

i wouldn't be able to play any games

[-] petersr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I think Mario is not that tall.

[-] archon@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

> Playing Mario

> Eat mushroom

> Mario grows tall

> Throw Nintendo out window

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Try Hollow Knight!

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

That's okay, he's a few pixels high anyway.

[-] Ginkko117@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Wtf? If you're short - people don't like it, if you're tall - people don't like it too, if you're of normal height - noone cares. So what's the point really in worrying so much about it?

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