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this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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My partners best friend was dating a guy very briefly. She called it off because on day 3 of just getting to know each other he started sending her nudes and rubbing himself with inflated balloons and videos of him humping. That guy has a balloon fetish.
I don't think the balloons are what killed the short lived relationship so much as the boldness of thinking she wanted those videos/pictures.
I'm not a fan of kink-shaming, but that is objectively funny. I choose to believe he was also into balloon-bestiality by sometimes going squiggee-fnurp-scratch-tadaa and producing balloon animals as part of the foreplay
Whoever he ends up with hit the jackpot. I can't imagine an easier way to make sure someone is happy and fulfilled sexually. Just get yourself a balloon book.
sensually strokes a long baloon
. >:D
starts bending it to turn it into a baloon dog
D:
Squiggee-fnurp is such a good description of the sound of tying/twisting a balloon 😄
This is the second bit of balloon fetish in this thread. I think we might have hit Lemmy weird fetish consensus.
May be we should mix sounding with the balloon fetish? I know it’s a great idea yes
One could say... It's a sound idea? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I had an ex who knew someone like this too. He sent her videos and told her about his fetish - she was really fascinated by how strange it seemed. She even sent me a link to one of his videos. I watched about a minute and hoped out.
He also had a thing for animal characters (like Simba from Lion King) wearing inflatable clothes.
What do you think is the origin story lol? Like he realized you can use them like condoms or even blow it up so you're jizzing in an astronaut helm or something?
While I know that's different from an inflatophiliac, that made me think of Katherine Ryan's story.
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Katherine Ryan's story.
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