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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 60 points 9 months ago

Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that they don't go into a fruit salad.

[-] almost1337@lemm.ee 37 points 9 months ago

Charisma is selling salsa as a tomato based fruit salad

[-] CoderKat@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Strength is EAT MY DAMN FRUIT SALAD OR I'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN.

[-] mpa92643@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

What if you soak them in high fructose corn syrup first?

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 27 points 9 months ago

Then it's ketchup

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

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