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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

What in the shit is "xtreme programming"?

[-] cypherix93@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

it's NewGame+ for when you 100% programming

[-] KepBen@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Fuck you guys are getting progress??

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

I've been doing this for twenty five years and I'm nowhere near 100%. In fact I think my percent might be going down.

[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

A real thing, believe it or not.Though I don't think what that guy said fits in it.

[-] T4V0@lemmy.pt 3 points 9 months ago

For a second, I thought they were talking about XGH (eXtreme Go Horse).

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

He is, whether or not he knows it.

[-] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

It's when you write everything in l33t WITH CAPSLOCK ON.

[-] e8d79@feddit.de 4 points 9 months ago

I guess that makes COBOL the most Xtreme programming language.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 9 months ago

It's agile based around rapid prototyping. You build a thing, then you do it again, but better

It's not a new idea... But I've never heard of anyone doing it professionally

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