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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] rainynight65@feddit.de 64 points 9 months ago

I'm having a hard time figuring out whether this guy is a fucking moron or a fucking idiot.

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

pete's a fucking genius

[-] bier@feddit.nl 4 points 9 months ago

Exactly, this is how you pay off your mortgage

[-] enitoni@beehaw.org 1 points 9 months ago

Both?

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