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Microsoft's Bing search engine claims Australia doesn't exist
(www.techspot.com)
This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
You cant die in australia because you cant be in australia. You would fall off the world. Duh.
Um, Australia is required to exist to stop the weight of the US from flipping the Earth plane over. It's literally the counterweight continent.
But its glued to the bottom. So you would just fall off.
Speak for yourself, skywalker, some of us tether ourselves everywhere we go.
{Engage Yoda Voice]
Hmmm, Yes. Duck Tape.
Thanks Ptetris11!
Only if your gravity harness breaks...