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[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And their friends / coworkers who show up at 5am and decide the appropriate way to let them know their ride has arrived is by honking.

[–] DagonPie@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One of my old neighbors was a truck driver and he would honk to his wife every day before leaving. At 4am.

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That neighbor and I would have had words because that's inconsiderate as fuck.