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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 128 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They only care about property loss when it involves rich people.

[–] SlikPikker@lemmy.ca 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which proves that cops really DO actually do their jobs.

Because protecting the property of the rich is the exact core purpose of policing.

[–] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Technically it’s maintaining social order. So get back to work menials or be reported to the Enforcers for organized discontent.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

Maintaining social order, especially in the form of violent repression against demonstrations, indirectly protects the rich's properties, so all in a day's work.