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[-] Godort@lemm.ee 184 points 8 months ago

Just wait until they learn about Daemons

[-] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 133 points 8 months ago

And killing children.

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 98 points 8 months ago

Master/slave systems are probably a-ok for them though.

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 34 points 8 months ago

The only reason killing children is bad in their view would be if the child is unborn/not spawned already or if they want to abuse it but can't anymore.

[-] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 40 points 8 months ago

And spawning a zombie process.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 8 months ago

That's actually sacred.

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 23 points 8 months ago

They'd probably be fine with that as long as they're not unborn

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Would deleting an executable file without running it be equivalent to an abortion? Or is it more like contraception? Either way some religions ban both of those

[-] far_university1990@feddit.de 20 points 8 months ago

And detaching/reattaching git heads.

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