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[-] boringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 8 months ago

Just fork it and name it something else.

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 41 points 8 months ago

Religions have been doing this for millenia.

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I hearby excumicate myself from the religion of c++ to start the far superior religion of c#. All those who remain with that heathonistic static class oriented language shall burn in the pits of compiler hell.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Send in the ASM knights.

[-] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago

Know what else is forked? A snake's tongue. Like the one that made Eve eat the apple. Heresy!

[-] Adalast@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

How about SQLeviticus or HolyGraiSQL?

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

S(i)QL: Spanish Inquisition query language

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

this is called heresy (until it gets popular enough)

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Sire, we've found a witch! May we burn her?

this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
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