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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Utter_Karate@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

For the third year running, but the first since federation, this is your yearly reminder that US politician Dan Crenshaw wrote several guides for the 2002 JRPG Suikoden 3. The guides consist of the most comprehensive walkthrough of the entire game, a guide to the endings and story scenes and a list of all the things your private investigator can tell you about the underage girls who are part of your army because it is a JRPG from 2002.

Recap of the evidence gathered previous years:

  1. The guides are written under the user name dan_crenshaw, which is a good starting point for evidence but by no means enough on its own.

  2. The guides were written right after Dan Crenshaw finished high school, and stopped being updated once he started attending university, so he was the exact right age to be writing these guides and they coincide with a "break" in his life when we don't know what he did.

  3. The email adress for providing feedback (dshaw999@bellsouth.net) matches a likely internet service provider for where he was in 2002.

  4. He clearly poked his own eye out to be able to look more like main character Geddoe (see picture)

I am still curious if there are any reliable websites to find out how many Dan/Daniel Crenshaws there are in the US. The ones I have found were pointed out the previous years' iterations of this thread to be not too reliable.

EDIT: Forgot to link to the actual guides! Here they are: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/ps2/536777-suikoden-iii/faqs

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[-] abc@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

good for him

this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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