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Anon buys a watch
(sh.itjust.works)
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I lost my Casio watch somewhere in my closet about 3 years ago (I am very lazy).
I still hear it beep every hour.
place a marker halfway in your closet. every hour stand at the marker and see if the beep is to your left or right. Should be able to find it in <8 attempts.
And if it beeps on the same side no matter which way you're facing, you might be wearing it.