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Anon buys a watch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago (9 children)

I lost my Casio watch somewhere in my closet about 3 years ago (I am very lazy).

I still hear it beep every hour.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (5 children)

place a marker halfway in your closet. every hour stand at the marker and see if the beep is to your left or right. Should be able to find it in <8 attempts.

[–] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

And if it beeps on the same side no matter which way you're facing, you might be wearing it.

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