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Anon buys a watch (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago

place a marker halfway in your closet. every hour stand at the marker and see if the beep is to your left or right. Should be able to find it in <8 attempts.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 36 points 10 months ago

Dude is lazy and you want him to stand up 8 times in a day?

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

the only alternative is to piss off your S.O. by asking if they've seen it and then they'll find it instantly

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Or your dad, if you're my kids.

[-] Copythis@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

You guys are hilarious! There's no way I'm going to search for it. That watch is going to find me before I find it.

[-] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

And if it beeps on the same side no matter which way you're facing, you might be wearing it.

this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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