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[-] aksdb@feddit.de 97 points 1 year ago

I hope you sighed deeply and then said "well, guess I have to murder your friend now too".

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

Yeah, if they find that funny or not would be an easy way to check for compatibility

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have a close friend who when I first met I asked out and she rejected me. Now when she goes on a date and texts me something like "hope he's not a serial killer", and I text her back "oh is that a dealbreaker for you? Guess we never would have worked anyway"

this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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