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Shit faint
(lemmy.fmhy.ml)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
Also, pushing too hard (and shitting for too long) are great ways to get hemorrhoids.