Best option for wireless is to grab a portable DAC/amp like the qudelix5k or fiio btr5 and plug your headphones into that.

I like good headphones but I don't like spending good amounts of money on headphones with the built-in point of failure of a battery that will inevitably crap out after a couple years. I deal with that enough with my damn phones.

Oh come on. For $230 you can get the Sony WH-1000XM4 (or similar). Works wired or wireless, active noise canceling, pretty long battery life.

For 99% of people, those are “good” wireless headphones. I’ve been very happy with my XM3s for five or six years now

Meh, this old argument.

You're on a mobile device in environments with gobs of noise.

Damn few people could tell the difference in sound quality in those situations, fewer still would care (e. g. People like you. Not to be dismissive at all - that's your thing).

A car is 70db+. Just being outside in a city you're probably looking at a variable noise level of what, 40-70+?

If that's important to you, cool, do what you like. But most people are looking for something with far less quality. You don't need that kind of quality to hear a podcast clearly, or listen to "Dance Dance Track 15".

https://xkcd.com/915/