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- In Australia, a kilogram of apples weighs two kilograms
- In Australia, gravity is an opinion
- In Australia, if you have three kangaroos and two koalas you have 9 wombats
- In Australia, if you pay $15 for a $20 dollar meal the restaurant owes you $400
- In Australia, right angles are 69 degrees
- In Australia, 1 is more than 2 except when you write it on its side
- In Australia, a minute is 2 seconds long, which is 24 hours out of the 6 hours in a day
- In Australia, the square root of any number is "a dingo's breakfast"
- In Australia, dividing by two doubles the number, as sharing is caring.
- In Australia, if you travel north you'll end up south
- In Australia, the shortest distance between two points is the scenic route
- In Australia, a watch moves counter clockwise, to remind you not to live in the past.
- In Australia, counter clockwise always means the following order: 1, 26, 55, 0, 0, 0, 9999, kangaroo, spider, mate
- In Australia, your left hand is always your right, because we don't like to leave any hand behind.
- In Australia, the speed of light is adjustable depending on how bright the sun is shining.
- In Australia, when you whisper, the sound travels faster than when you shout
