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[-] S_204@lemm.ee 31 points 10 months ago

Was at a Christmas party last night and a guy dropped a 2 foot long double ended dildo on the table.

Male to Male adapters exist, but electrically questionable.

[-] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

What parties are you attending that:

  1. Someone brings a dildo
  2. You describe that someone as just "a guy"

Having a dildo is questionable enough. Not knowing the guy who has a dildo at your Christmas party is extremely questionable.

[-] Kage520@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Eh, a couple years ago one of my brothers gifted another brother a dildo from "Santa". I have 5 brothers, so no one knew for sure who did it. Much hilarity ensued.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Your dad to fuck with all of you

[-] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I attended both a Halloween and Christmas party where the hosts had invited someone selling sex toys. Much hilarity and shenanigans ensued. They were both great parties.

[-] joel_feila@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Furry parties have more then double ended dildo

[-] S_204@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Really fun ones.

The guy in question is a firefighter.

[-] sigh@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!

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