"Baby, I know we've been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it's over."
I read it as a helpful cue to shore up the small discordant point in the relationship, with saltine goodness and a little brainstorming on ways to improve the crackerage. Couples who cracker together, something something.
Couples who cracker together, smack ‘er together?
"Baby, I know we've been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it's over."
I read it as a helpful cue to shore up the small discordant point in the relationship, with saltine goodness and a little brainstorming on ways to improve the crackerage. Couples who cracker together, something something.
Couples who cracker together, smack ‘er together?