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[-] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago

Who's job is it to breed anime girls and where do I sign up?

[-] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

How many tenticles do you have?

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago
[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[-] DJKayDawg@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Is 39 too many? Asking for a friend.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Tell your friend they have a very bright future in a very dim part of the internet. For the best chances of success they will need a ring light and a conversational amount of Japanese, Chinese, and Russian.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pretty sure the average is less than one...

Just like on average women have more than 206 bones in their body on the count of pregnancy and an uncomfortable amount of penises.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Common misconception, but there aren't actually bones in boners.

[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Blood udders...

Moo~

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

In humans. All the other hominids have them

Steam sells games for your kind now

[-] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Games such as?

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