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[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 66 points 7 months ago

Incorrect, my mother has the largest vagina. Therefore I am the smartest.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 36 points 7 months ago

Calm down Dwight

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago

So... Can we collectively infer from that sentence you were birthed or dropped?

Giraffes do the last and it works but unless you present your Giraffe Card, I'm going to default count you as human and being dropped head first into the floor is not good for human newborns.

But if you are indeed a giraffe: how do you type?

[-] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 5 points 7 months ago

Tongue

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

Bonus for dexterity but the average keys would be too small to actuate properly.

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

thatas whjswet thtey wahtyn youu tiopi t hnki

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

My brain hurts after that!

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