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Fucking lol
Every joke has a kernel of truth to it. This one is so big it's a choking hazard though.
That never happened
And even if it did…it wasn’t that bad
And even if it was, you deserved it/liked it
See what you made me do? I wouldn’t have to enslave you like this if it wasn’t so easy and profitable . You basically made me do it. You slut.