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These are some good quotes here, and I realize this is slightly off topic but:
The whole thing with Aloy having peach fuzz.
I just... I still cannot get over that.
How... how is it even possible that a great number of people who ostensibly clamored for more realistic graphics... screamed and cried about peach fuzz on a young woman.
The... seemingly the only possible explanation is that they had simply never actually seen a girl or womans face up close.
It still just shocks me that that outburst was even a thing that could possibly happen.
Like, I am an autistic and often socially awkward guy, a video gamer through and through since the 90s.
But I've had female platonic friends my whole life, and girlfriends.
And I know that girls/women, -shock horror- even many young guys and young men have peach fuzz!
Fucking baffles me still to this day.
This just in: mammals have hair.
Not if they're CGI! Oh wait