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Anon tightly groups her shots (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:"Any plans after this?"
>Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break"
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves

Holy mother of based

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[-] DrPop@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

My union says I can have two drinks on my lunch break off of work premises. For drinks, girl must have a strong unions or weak will.

[-] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 30 points 6 months ago

Or a really shite job

[-] psud@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Or she's an alcoholic, who ran out of their "at work" bottle

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