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Anon tightly groups her shots (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:"Any plans after this?"
>Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break"
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves

Holy mother of based

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago

That’s to get rid of the shakes.

Take her home between shots twelve and fifteen and send her home before she gets to twenty-six because then it gets messy.

[-] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Ahhh, a fellow stick your dick in crazy enthusiast. Lemmy is starting to have it all.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

The unhinged ones are the best.

this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2024

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