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How many watch lists am I on now? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Kaelygon@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] GombeenSysadmin@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“If you are interested in getting help with child abuse, here are some resources”

Hi ChildHelp, can you help me kick the shit out of some kids please?

[–] LoveSausage@lemmy.ml 118 points 1 year ago (3 children)

[–] prayer@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Something about the little girl in purple shirt crying always gets to me. I think it triggers the memory of the tear-gassed "birthday girl" photo from 2019 Hong Kong

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good ol' C&H with completely random violence for no reason.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No reason? Don't squander perfectly good bleach. You know there are kids seeing in Africa?

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

A knife is reusable