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[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 97 points 8 months ago

Align the two apples so they're off center to one another. One has 2/3 on the outside to the left, 1/3 to the right, the other 2/3 to the outside to the right, 1/3 to the left.

Bird's eye view, the single line cutting both apples will leave us with the left 2/3 of the first apple and the right 2/3 of the second, and a third portions made of 2 thirds, or another 2/3 of an apple.

One cut, 2 apples, 3 equal portions.

[-] psud@lemmy.world 45 points 8 months ago

You could simply murder one of the players

[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 8 months ago

You know, that does sound easier than aligning some janky-ass shaped apples just right.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 15 points 8 months ago

Is that not the joke? Am I a psycho now?

[-] defluo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

Not alone, I assumed that was the joke here.

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

In a single stroke? With 1d4 damage?

If you have a wizard in your party, I guess.

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