Siethron

meaningful silent nod

The biggest loss here was the neutral Futurama video being unable to be balanced

Don't actually eat anyone, cannabalism is likely to lead to prion folding diseases. Which is a terrible way to die.

Someone too focused on being an astronaut to pay any attention to the work that needs to be done at their normal job

Egrets? I've seen a few, but then again, too few to mention.

^my dad's favorite pun

Well army guys are usually in groups so this could actually be a POV

I was a triceratops. I didn't eat trees, you must have me confused.

That's a plane. Plato is an interdimensional travelar

I threw out my back walking up stairs. Not running, not doing that quick little hopping thing you do on stair sometimes... walking. Put my right foot down and then my back went "yeah, enough existing today".

I had probably been over-exercising when working out, but boy that smarted.

There are a lot of factors to this. Especially if exercise was part of your routine to lose weight.

I put on weight when exercising (not all muscle, my hunger over compensated for the change in calorie use) and started noticing it was easier to talk to people, especially women.

Sure exercising might help with appearance a bit, but it wasn't drastic for. What it does help with is relieving stress, building confidence, and day to day energy, all of these changes are generally attractive and make you more approachable.

You're also probably feeling happy about losing the weight. People like being around happy people, it make them happier too, so all around a good thing!

I'm not a cab... YOUR A CAB... whatsh werz we tulking abit

I think he'd say something more along the lines of 'blgrglll blub'