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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 299 points 5 days ago (3 children)

She's judging the husband for using a Sony product now that they've enshittified.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 70 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

I've been annoyed since multi-player became a paid service since the ps3, but it's nice to finally have some validation. Only took 20 years but...

E: and we can't forget the rootkit fiasco either

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

stares lovingly at my PC

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago

They enshittified long before the PS5 came out. I think it's been about two decades since the music CD rootkit scandal, for instance.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bit late to the party. They got caught infecting their customers' machines with rootkits back in 2005.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I still cannot believe that no one went to jail over that.

I mean I can, corporations are only people when it results in a positive outcome for them, but still. A fucking rootkit.

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[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 days ago

Listen up liberals my wife left me

[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 20 points 4 days ago

Is this terriblefacebookmemes. We get it boomer you hate yer wife haha

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 66 points 5 days ago (1 children)

plot twist wife is pc master race

[–] maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 26 points 5 days ago

That's a frown that says: "Fucking console peasant, go cry about getting no physical media".

[–] Beth@piefed.social 114 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Very boomer/wife bad/facebook meme. Surprised to see it here.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 days ago

There are some pretty serious boomers on this site lol, just fewer than elsewhere.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 113 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Wife bad huh huh huh funny

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 86 points 5 days ago (3 children)

To me this reads as "look how dysfunctional we are! I don't know how to communicate! Lol!"

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 58 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The straights are not okay

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 30 points 5 days ago (4 children)

How do you know they're straight

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[–] dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus 93 points 5 days ago (3 children)

why not get a husband? similar interests right?

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 57 points 5 days ago (5 children)

One of my best relationships was with a woman who enjoyed sex, movies, and videogames as much as I did. They're out there.

[–] Nima@leminal.space 47 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

points to self yes, we are. we're just kinda busy romancing Halsin in BG3 for the 47th time.

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

BG3 has decent enough multiplayer NO EXCUSES! :-3

[–] Nima@leminal.space 24 points 5 days ago

listen we can't both fuck Halsi-

oh! wait! he's poly! we absolutely can 🥰

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Fuck it. Get two. Every night is boys night!

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 72 points 5 days ago (9 children)

Have... Have y'all considered not marrying partners that you don't share interests with? Like, I know I'm an edge case in that I'm 35, gay, and have never had a live in partner, but it's really not that scary being single until you find someone you actually enjoy being with. Either it'll happen or it won't, but I'd rather be single and able to enjoy my hobbies and passions than be with someone who shares none of them.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 102 points 5 days ago (9 children)

You don't have to share every hobby. You just need to not shame each other for enjoying different things.

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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago

Sometimes you just don't discover everything out about that person even years after being with them. This is especially true when you meet at younger ages. Also everyone changes the older you get. The person you marry can absolutely change over a decade as everything becomes a never ending routine and you each find things you can no longer tolerate as much as you used to when you dated and tried harder (for some reason) to be like the other person. Knowing this now I wish it was mandatory for everyone to wait 5 years before getting engaged and 2 of those years has to be living together. Even then you never know who they will be 10 years from now. The worst part about getting older is wishing you knew all of what you know now but 20-30 years ago so you could have actually applied it when it mattered.

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[–] bilb@lemmy.ml 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I wish donald duck was my wife so bad

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The amount of people taking this meme seriously is mind boggling. Literal Reddit behavior.

Oh no you didn’t phrase your meme in the exact format my therapist told me to communicate, you are the asshole and deserve to be divorced.

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (4 children)

played videogames for years without a problem, had a PS4 for a year and I swear that little beep gets mapped as a pavlovian reaction for being pissed the fuck off. Started more fights than being hungry.

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[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 46 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Seems like she's trying to sleep?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I can see how it would be very annoying to genuienly be trying to sleep, and someone is playing video games in the very same room.

Maybe move the console to the living room, use a headset?

If he's got too much energy to sleep, and she wants sleep now... this seems mutually agreeable?

Maybe I'm an odd duck, but what's always made sense to me, as a very light sleeper, is that a couple would each have their own beds, where they could sleep in the same bed when feeling more cuddly, or seperately when truly exhausted.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Boomer ass meme.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Protip: You can turn that beep off so your wife won't get pissed.

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[–] Racoonwithbenefits@lemmy.zip 39 points 5 days ago (19 children)

Should have asked what she wanted to do instead

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (9 children)

“Whatever you want to do.”

“I have a headache.”

“I’m fine!”

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, that's totally how it works.

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[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Wife: ...okay, bastard, I'm in!

[–] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Sexy time? No thanks

Movie? No thanks

What do you want to do?

Sit on the porch with you, have a drink and talk, go for a walk, sleep, whatever.

Why not just ask? Or:

I'm gonna watch Hot Fuzz, do you want to?

OMG you are so hot I want you right now.

Not that it's someone's responsibility to know how to ask things, but I think it does help to you know, know your partner. Someone asking "sexy time?" wouldn't make me want sex, and I might want to watch a movie if I know which one.

Even better - "I'm gonna play Genshin, unless you wanna watch a movie, is there anything you want to watch? "

Like, there are probably a thousand better ways to approach this. Maybe it's in the delivery not the suggestions.

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Guess I'm lucky, my gf and I look at each other and just ask "wanna touch?" And 9/10 times touchy time commences. Literally zero bullshit nuance or mind reading. We have great communication and neither of us dance around what we want. Best relationship I've had.

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