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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Excuse me sir but you're above the weight limit ... you may either pay an adjusted fee ... or we amputate two limbs

American rubbing his chin: .....mmmmmm ... I don't know .... hmmmm?

[-] goferking0 11 points 7 months ago

How much extra do they charge for the amputations?

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I mean Finland has universal healthcare right? Probably cheaper to go for the amputations, if so.

[-] B0rax@feddit.de 6 points 7 months ago

Only costs you an arm and a leg.

[-] goferking0 4 points 7 months ago

Or I was thinking about if it was in America

[-] CanadaPlus 1 points 7 months ago

What, a FREE AMPUTATION!?!? That'd be seven digits normally!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

six digits if you have shitty health insurance ... five digits if we get a really good vet ... four digits if we do it right here

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 months ago

Free and instant weight loss, can't complain.

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