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Anon becomes Jerry
(sh.itjust.works)
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Well, as we know, Jerry's personality attracts teenagers
Makes "The Shoes" awkward to re-watch.
Why is she discussing my footwear???
there it is
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Wait wtf gross
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Seinfeld (scroll down to personal life)
And his fat wallet.