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Anon makes small talk (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Wagie thread?
>Be me
>Work at McDonald's and don't talk to anyone
>On fryers one day when coworker approaches me
>"Hey anon, what's fresh?"
>"Nothing much, how about you?"

He was on break and wanted some chicken.

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[-] neo@feddit.de 25 points 9 months ago

So, Anon's just reporting that he had a casual conversation at work (which was existing for him)? Or am I missing something here?

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 36 points 9 months ago

The coworker was asking "what food is freshly cooked, as I would like to eat some on my break".

The poster misinterpreted it as "Hi, how are you doing, what's new in your life?" and replied accordingly.

[-] Acters@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Well, tbh nothing at Mac Ds is "fresh"

[-] neo@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

Thanks. That's was a suspicion I had, but I think the phrasing of that question is weirder than Anon's response. I guess the fact that Anon still stresses about it and is desperate for attention is the funny part here. I conclude, a 6/10 green text.

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