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[-] Hello_there@kbin.social 120 points 6 months ago

Does this idiot think you can't get STDs from oral?

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 81 points 6 months ago

He's going through mental gymnastics instead of just kissing those cute cross dressers. Of course he's deranged

[-] OlPatchy2Eyes@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

You won't get HIV from receiving oral sex under normal circumstances. That might be a confusing factor. Don't know specifics of other diseases.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 45 points 6 months ago

you can get oral chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, and hpv

so yeahhhh it’s basically everything

[-] PatMustard@feddit.uk 12 points 6 months ago

The most well known one is cold sores (herpes)

[-] some_guy 1 points 6 months ago

Had he said he's using a condom, but no mention of that. His dick will fall off and we'll all laugh. But he's not gay, bro.

I believe that they'd be the best blowjobs, what with the other parties knowing what a blowjob feels like. But I have no urge to find out.

this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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