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To my knowledge there's no stagnant water on my property, I've run water through all my ptraps, and I'm careful to not leave doors open. Yet at any given time there's at least 3 in my house. I can't sleep, i can't sit on the couch, i can't exist in the fear of being sucked dry.

The breaking point is when i watched my dog get bit on her head. I'm ready to do whatever it takes and then some. I will kill a man if it saves me from these demons. Any ideas?

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[-] Krompus@lemmy.world 85 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am allied with spiders against mosquitoes and bedbugs. I don't take down their webs (unless they're in the way) and they eat hundreds of the fuckers. They're also fun to watch sometimes.

[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 67 points 1 year ago

I wish we could talk to spiders. I'd write an agreement with one that says, as long as it doesn't crawl on me, it can live in the house. I'll even build it a little shelf to protect from fan wind.

[-] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Huntsman don't make webs tho, are huge and repulsive, run very fast and tend to let themselves fall off the wall. I've moderate to intense arachnophobia, and I've one fall on my bed one night. Not pleasant at all.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I would like to invasive species your huntsman we moved here and they have roaches in all the garages in the neighborhood (the place used to be an orchard, and before that like all of the americas an indian burial ground)

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Krompus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I can count on one hand the amount of times I've had spiders crawl on me even while living with them, and yeah it still makes me squirm. They usually mind their own business.

[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah same. My issue is I'm irrationally afraid of the possibility.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I would also include a clause that says I never have to see it ever. It can basically be a roommate that lives in the basement and has their own entrance in the garage.

[-] carbotect@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

spiders usually avoid humans anyways, so that's good enough for me. also they don't fly at high speeds or make buzzing sounds, which turns them into top tier animals, that don't have spines, in my book

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We had a "pet" spider that lived in the kitchen. There was this spot the ants kept getting in, and he (? I assume) moved there and just started eating the ants. I hate ants. And so a pact was formed. Then one year my mom hired a cleaning lady and she didn't bother to ask about Gerald.

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