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Anon wants parenting advice (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] rynzcycle@kbin.social 36 points 10 months ago

Yup, you don't need poison. Just sprinkle some miniaturized union pamphlets on the infestation and the colony will collapse in few weeks. Of course you risk a new infestation of ants with free time, safety regulations, and disposable income.

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

I think you just knocked out 80% of sales people who read ants with disposable income when the blood ran to their junk so fast they blacked out

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