One time I bought avocado dip and as I was bringing it inside it slid off all the other stuff it was on and the container cracked so I had to find another larger container to put it in so it wouldn't go bad

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[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

11:55am - I remove my first moderately-successful homemade lemon meringue pie from the oven, excited to give it to my husband for his birthday.

I send him a picture. "I did it!! Happy Birthday!!"

12:02pm - I knock the pie off its cooling perch right into the fucking sink because I am multitasking and clumsy.

I send him a picture. "I did it!! Happy Birthday!!"

It wasn't even the side with the disposal. I scraped the remnants out of the sink with my fingers.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Complete with photos and timestamps. I can't wait for conspiracy YouTubers to debunk the 'truth behind the lemon meringue pie'

[–] Melonius@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

How could a fresh out the oven meringue pie have that kind of consistency hmm? Are you telling me that at a 41.3 degree incline in the second picture it would slide off in to the sink at sufficient speed to wind up under the tray huh? Hoooo wee if you believe that have I got a bridge to smell you

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The pie looked really nice I'm sorry for your loss

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My partner is a baker, this brought them to tears. I'm sorry for your loss.