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[-] xav@programming.dev 32 points 10 months ago

Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was "done". Including the poor schmuck who authored this.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this

if IsCEO() {

openGoldenParachute()

}

[-] spongebue@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

If that's the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I'd probably have fired them a long time ago!

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