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What is a discreet way of waking myself?
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this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2024
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There are actually watches/bands that will give a minor shock as an alarm. Sounds crazy but unless it jump to the wife (hope it wouldn't be that strong...) it shouldn't wake anyone. Novel idea if nothing else.
Brilliant! Now, instead of being roused by her spouse's watch vibrating, she can be jolted awake by him shrieking "Fuck!" every morning!
(Joke response)
I'd be more concerned with involuntarily slapping someone if it made my arm jerk or something.
Rumor has it you spent a good amount of time "involuntarily slapping" with your arm-jerks...
Interesting. Looks like "Pavlok" is the main brand. If OP buys their more expensive one OP could use it to silently wake up AND train himself to get out of bed super gently by shocking himself anytime he disturbs his wife!
This might be my favourite option
Links?
Much as I hate to link to Amazon I'm getting issues with the site for one of the main sellers.
https://www.amazon.com/Shock-Clock-Wake-Up-Trainer/dp/B01EZ77IOY