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An ad that would work on me (lemmy.world)
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[-] Freshfrozenplasma@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

You can also use benzocaine spray, works a hell of alot better than phenol. ...I heard from a friend.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ahh thanks for the tip

(Sure unintentional pun intended)

But wait a minute, does benzocaine numb the penis too? We don't want to numb the penis.

Is benzocaine only available via prescription?

[-] irreticent@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

When you wanna give a 3 hour blowjob his delayed ejaculation is a positive side effect.

[-] Freshfrozenplasma@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Numbs anything it comes into contact with I imagine, and no. Vicks even has a benzocaine throat soray, which saves my ass during the spring pollen-pocalypse

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