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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 80 points 9 months ago

I definitely want to talk about Invader Zim with a big tittied pharmacy tech. Do I just...start filling prescriptions and drop "It's not stupid, it's ADVANCED" into the small talk? Will that work?

[-] Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

If I knew I would have titled this post something else lol

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

I'd be happy to talk about Invader Zim with anyone. It doesn't need to be post-coital.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago

Oh good, that would be a distraction

Why does the boy make fun of the foreign student? Is it because the foreign student has more powerful human organs?

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

He's just mad he doesn't have a Squeedily Spooch.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

I was picturing pre-coital myself.

[-] Buffaloaf@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

When you pick it up say "Thank you. I love you."

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I do know a pharmacy tech who is probably C cup but she is married well over 31 and I don't know if she is even knows what IZ is.

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