this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 54 points 1 year ago (6 children)

That last sentence. What the fuck.

[–] Gigan@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

Is this your first day on the internet or something

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 57 points 1 year ago

I know there is some shady shit going on in the background. What I don't know is why.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

I agree. Is in not universally accepted that Nick is clearly the hottest?

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 1 year ago

I’m so used to greentexts being sincerely pathetic that it flew right past me. My bad!

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you new to the internet? Should we tell you about rule 34?

"I will not turn into a snake. It never helps."

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It’s possible to know about something for years and still be freaked out when it shows up.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's also always possible to be part of the lucky 10,000. Feel free to ask if you want to learn more about Rule 34 or goatse, I'm sure someone will be along shortly with some educational material. :)

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 1 year ago

I’m sure they will lol

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

I thought that was the most reasonable part...