this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
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That last sentence. What the fuck.
Is this your first day on the internet or something
I know there is some shady shit going on in the background. What I don't know is why.
I agree. Is in not universally accepted that Nick is clearly the hottest?
It's called a "punchline".
I’m so used to greentexts being sincerely pathetic that it flew right past me. My bad!
Are you new to the internet? Should we tell you about rule 34?
"I will not turn into a snake. It never helps."
It’s possible to know about something for years and still be freaked out when it shows up.
It's also always possible to be part of the lucky 10,000. Feel free to ask if you want to learn more about Rule 34 or goatse, I'm sure someone will be along shortly with some educational material. :)
I’m sure they will lol
I thought that was the most reasonable part...