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submitted 6 months ago by restingboredface@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

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[-] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

It was a one-time spell for the son of the main dev.

[-] Ihnivid@feddit.de 16 points 6 months ago

Rumor has it that anyone can transfer to another server on death, but there's a bunch of messy man pages that contradict each other.

[-] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

I wouldn't trust those man pages. They haven't been updated in almost 2000 years.

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