Jokes on you, there's no snow here because we keep killing the planet

A couple of abrupt breaking maneuvers on the highway and inertia will remove all the remainders

If there’s ice on your windows, sometimes it can be difficult to drive fast because of the visibility. In these cases, I recommend pouring some boiling water over the windows. That will remove the ice.

Also, the more you rev your engine the faster your car heats up and melts the snow

Just a heads-up, in some states "debris" coming off of your vehicle qualifies as an "unsecured load" and will get you a nasty ticket if it flies off and hits another car, moving this up from a shitty life pro-tip to an illegal one in some jurisdictions.

Even better whe ya get up to speed aim for the nearest tree, the suddeb lack of movement from speed will clean everuthing the speed doesnt get!

Pfft. Use your gas powered leaf blower. Driving around like a troglodyte, for shame. This way you'll exercise supremacy over your neighbours by waking them up at the crack of dawn.

Just turn on self driving. No brushed off car needed.

You have the best slpts. I now know so much.